The supply teacher told the class their teacher would be away for a few days so she would like them to remember her name: Ms. Prussy. She would ask them tomorrow.

On his way home that day, little Johnny said over and over, "Pussy with an 'R', pussy with an 'R'."

The next day, the supply teacher asked the children what her name was. Little Johnny waved his hand high in the air and was so insistent she asked him to be the first to say good morning to her.

"Good morning, Ms. Crunt!"