A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, “Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?”

The other guy says, “Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.”

“See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh I accidentally said, I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh … So she socked me a good one.”

The first guy replied, “Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, Honey. But I accidentally said, You’ve ruined my life you evil fat bitch.”