Sure it’s a dumb joke, but, it made me chuckle. It came from the Clean Laffs email.
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like two pounds of Polish sausage, please.”
The clerk asks if the guy is Polish.
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I had asked for a chorizo, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?”
The clerk says sheepishly, “Well, no.”
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well, all right then! Why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?”
The clerk replies, “Because this is a dry cleaners.”