This is so bad pun-wise I just have to post it. I saw it in a recent Clean Laffs email.

All but two of the ballerinas were in costume early for the matinee performance. At 1:55 the distressed director asked this pair of women why they were not yet in costume. The first one said, “it may seem like a silly superstition but I never put mine on until 1:58.”

“What about you, the same thing?” he asked the other dancer.

She replied, “Oh yes, I have a two to two tutu, too!”