My wife teaches music to young children from PK to Grade 2. Today, one class asked her age. She replied, “I am probably older than your mom and dad.”

One kid said, “My dad is 52.”

My wife commented, “Well I’m younger than that.”

Another student said, “My dad is 65.”

Again she said that she was younger than that. Another one said that her mom is 41. My wife said she is a older than that. She told them she has a son who will be turning 19 next month and another who will turn 23 in January.

A child exclaimed, “You must be in your seventies!”